semenary:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

64px:

i dont want my pizza burning

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

never eat shredded wheat here 

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

walrusprincess:

allwhatidonthave:

Kinky shower

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

wat

soundsofprettyodd:

soundsofprettyodd:

My dad forced me to take this picture of him drinking Starbucks and giving me a peace sign because he wants to be tumblr famous please reblog this so he feels cool

congrats dad u did it

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

ifollowbadblogs:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

A TREE BRANCH????????

yipdeceiver:

foshiizzzle:

Pharrell, Daft Punk, Kanye

pharell looks like a smug undercover lizard that knows too much

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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bueno:

is this breaking bad

THEME